{"id":383,"date":"2012-02-05T21:42:52","date_gmt":"2012-02-06T05:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/?p=383"},"modified":"2012-02-06T09:54:50","modified_gmt":"2012-02-06T17:54:50","slug":"fist-puncher-meet-dr-karate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/2012\/02\/05\/fist-puncher-meet-dr-karate\/","title":{"rendered":"Fist Puncher: Meet Dr. Karate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Karate was a legend in the inner city.  Many had forgotten what kind of doctor he actually was&#8230; brain surgeon, heart surgeon, trauma surgeon?  Some said he was all three.  He was known to break bricks with his head and hearts with his chiseled chin.  Most importantly, he had a clear sense of right and wrong.  And he wasn&#8217;t afraid to break the Hippocratic oath to prove it.  <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NCqWHpIvh3E\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Dr. Karate&#8217;s widespread appeal and unique unifying tendencies are precisely why we at Team2Bit are proud to unveil DR. KARATE&#8217;S ULTIMATE INDIE CROSSOVER.  Combining the endless runner genre popularized by indie uber-hit CANABALT with the mainstream appeal of the walking dead, DR. KARATE&#8217;S ULTIMATE INDIE CROSSOVER is sure to unite indie gaming hipsters (i.e., people that like games that aren\u2019t fun) and mainstream zombie fans (i.e., every single other person in the world).  And, yeah, DR. KARATE&#8217;S ULTIMATE INDIE CROSSOVER is flipping tough.  So if you can actually beat this thing, send us a screenshot of the ending (or post it on YouTube or Facebook or whatever you kids do), and we&#8217;ll blog about you, post a picture of us giving you a big, fat thumbs up, or maybe even add you as a character to our upcoming game, FIST PUNCHER.  To play DR. KARATE&#8217;S ULTIMATE INDIE CROSSOVER, click on the image or link below:    <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.team2bit.com\/drkarateindiecrossover.php\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/dkuic1.png\" alt=\"Click Here to Play Dr. Karate&#039;s Ultimate Indie Crossover\" title=\"Dr. Karate&#039;s Ultimate Indie Crossover\" width=\"550\" height=\"302\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-393\" srcset=\"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/dkuic1.png 550w, http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/dkuic1-300x164.png 300w, http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/dkuic1-500x274.png 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.team2bit.com\/drkarateindiecrossover.php\"><font size=\"5\">CLICK HERE TO PLAY<\/font><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Karate was a legend in the inner city. Many had forgotten what kind of doctor he actually was&#8230; brain surgeon, heart surgeon, trauma surgeon? Some said he was all three. He was known to break bricks with his head &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/2012\/02\/05\/fist-puncher-meet-dr-karate\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[24,12,58,11,59,52],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dr-karate","tag-fist-puncher","tag-team-fist-puncher","tag-team2bit","tag-ultimate-indie-crossover","tag-zombies"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":398,"href":"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions\/398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/team2bit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}